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Oct. 11th, 2008 10:05 am
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[GeneCo] would like to remind you that viewing this document constitutes legal review and any unauthorized reproduction or documentation of the following personal file constitutes a breach of confidentiality disclaimers standard to employment. Prosecution is preferred to the fullest extent of the law.

Thank you and have a Nice day!

Jessica Rabbison
GeneCo Legal Attorney
-[GeneCo] Legal Dept.




Overseeing PSYtern: Blake Veronica
EMployee ID: 092833

Subject was asked to answer the following questions based on random-generated survey circa 243. Subject complied but was late turning in the test. Naughty

Recommendation? Get this guy a girlfriend. Geez!


- What is your name?: Nathan Wallace.
- Where were you born?: [OMISSION FOR CRIME PREVENTION] But I'm sure you already know that.

Please refrain from personal responses until required RM 09243!

Sorry.

- How many lanuages can you speak?: French- [barely] English and enough Latin to get me by.

- How many children do you have?: ...None.
- What sort of car do you drive?: I really prefer walking.
- What's your favourite food?: Christ-Um-I like Fruit? I always have. Food is food. I don't have favorites.

I need a more specific answer please!

Okay. Fine. Organic. Aren't we all eating Organic these days?

Organic What?

...Food. Can we move on?

- Would you ever swim with sharks? Isn't that what I normally do on a regular basis?

RM 09243, if you're not going to take this seriously your pay will be docked.

No. Too detrimental.

- If you had to paint your house one colour inside and out, what would it be? It's beige.
- Do you believe in Feng Shui, why or why not? I don't tend to believe in the metaphysical.
- Have you ever had a near death experience? Frequently.

Could you describe one in particular?

Simple target. Overdue account. Guy wanted to live. His problem really, nearly took my head off with a gardening tool. I had to dose him in order to get him to calm down but the organ was unusable anyway. He'd been taking some pre-plague drugs.

Insane. to say the least. Annoyed that I wasn't able to deliver.

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[CONCLUSION]: Subject exhibits general disinterst in human life and activity. Takes particular pleasure in position. suited to his position and lacking ties I feel that he can continue and rise high in our organization.

The only difficulty? His responses are almost too personal. Most RM that I have personally dealt with are....married to the job. Something that should be investigated fully?

Blake, Veronica
PSYtern.

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