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the_lucky13 Rocket Launchers.
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thenightsurgeon22.1 - 13 people/places/things you'd use a rocket launcher on.
Rocket Launchers? Isn't that a little extreme? I wouldn't use them on anyone.
Why? Why would you?
They tend to damage Organs after all. Bad business investment.
22.2 - 13 Times you could have died (literally or figuratively
13. When I was sent me after an ex-marine who could have cut me into pieces had I not sedated him first.
12. When The police thought I was committing a crime and took a shot at me after working on the lower east side.
11. When Target 0940 tried to stab me. (This has gone down in company history. The first time a Repo man had to go after another repo man)
10. When one of my targets got behind the wheel of her car and tried to run me over.
09. After I got my new set of lungs as required by [GeneCo] Contract.
08. After I got my heart replaced.
07. Trying to collect on Rotti Largo's Daughter. [That would have been a career killer]
06. The time I nearly fell out of the apartment overlooking the plaza and had to grab onto the fire escape and swing onto the apartment below. [...I have to confess, it was pretty funny to see the looks on the inhabitant's faces]
05. The time in that Zydrate Den where the whore pulled a knife and got me in the shoulder.
04. The Target with NOS who dropped dead before I could kill him.
03.The Day Marni left Rotti for Me
02.The Day I went back to GeneCo
01.The Day Marni Died.
Rocket Launchers? Isn't that a little extreme? I wouldn't use them on anyone.
Why? Why would you?
22.2 - 13 Times you could have died (literally or figuratively
13. When I was sent me after an ex-marine who could have cut me into pieces had I not sedated him first.
12. When The police thought I was committing a crime and took a shot at me after working on the lower east side.
11. When Target 0940 tried to stab me. (This has gone down in company history. The first time a Repo man had to go after another repo man)
10. When one of my targets got behind the wheel of her car and tried to run me over.
09. After I got my new set of lungs as required by [GeneCo] Contract.
08. After I got my heart replaced.
07. Trying to collect on Rotti Largo's Daughter. [That would have been a career killer]
06. The time I nearly fell out of the apartment overlooking the plaza and had to grab onto the fire escape and swing onto the apartment below. [...I have to confess, it was pretty funny to see the looks on the inhabitant's faces]
05. The time in that Zydrate Den where the whore pulled a knife and got me in the shoulder.
04. The Target with NOS who dropped dead before I could kill him.
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